The fact that you went through this makes my teeth itch. People suck. Dating sucks. I love my dog.

I legitimately saw a guy 4 times in one week. Grab a drink, catch a movie, watch a red carpet awards show, etc. He texts me three dates later that he was seeing another woman as well and they decided to be exclusive. So… she had her kids last week or what? Was she on vacation? Because ain’t nobody got that kinda free time…

And I have long said that Bonnie Barton, Niki Marinis and I should go on tour. We’ll call it The Women Scorned Tour.