She Just “Marriedsplained” Being Single to Me

Yes, it’s a thing even if I made it up.

Do not touch me in a compassionate way, married person! Photo by Priscilla Du Preez via Unsplash

When she was last dating, if someone wanted to send someone else an unsolicited picture of a body part, it would have required postage to do so.

Flaming pinball, nerd, music lover, wine snob, horrible violin player. No, I won’t stop taking pictures of my drinks. vanessaltorre@gmail.com IG: vanessaltorre

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