OMG. I love this. So, hand to God, last week I got an error message on my phone that my Roomba had an issue. It found it in a corner humping my Swiffer. I am NOT kidding. It was stuck and just rocking back and forth on my Swiffer Wet Jet. My greatest regret in life is not taking video. Household cleaning instrument porn. Dig it.

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Flaming pinball, nerd, music lover, wine snob, horrible violin player. No, I won’t stop taking pictures of my drinks. IG: vanessaltorre

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