Oh sweet baby Jesus. I have a whole draft I’ve been writing about the “I like older women” thing. It’s so horrible. I fear it is too long to publish at this point, I have so much to say about it… I did the time math. I just want a refund on the time I spent shopping for humans online. If I would have just bought a Rosetta Stone instead, I’d be fluent in French by now.

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