I’m Terrible at Being a Girl

So much is lost on me. And, no, please don’t explain.

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Photo by Scott Webb via Unsplash

I suck at doing all the girls things I feel like I am supposed to be doing. Like adhering synthetic fibers onto my actual eyelashes. Or not eating carbs.

I am under the impression that most of the girl things are crap, anyway. And a lot of us know it.

Makeup and Hair Tutorials

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This will never be me. Photo by freestocks.org via Unsplash

Eyebrows in General

In younger days, I had a friend whose family had chickens. There was one that inexplicably lost feathers in random places. That’s my eyebrows. My eyebrows are that chicken.

Pumpkin Spice Anything

Matching Shirts

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Ironic T-shirt FTW. She has no idea who that guy is. Photo via Unsplash.

Shirts with Little Sayings

Celebrating Your Birth Month

I am actually jealous of people born on February 29th who get to ignore their birthday for three years.

Flaming pinball, nerd, music lover, wine snob, horrible violin player. No, I won’t stop taking pictures of my drinks. vanessaltorre@gmail.com IG: vanessaltorre

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