I’m Not Your Damn Cool Girl

Thank God, because she’s not even remotely interesting.

I can hang.

I drink whiskey. I smoke cigars. I listen to Ray Wylie Hubbard. I’ve read Marcus Aurelius and Hunter S. Thompson. I cuss like a sailor. I freaking love Star Wars.

On most days, the level of give a shit I have runs solidly in the red. My guy friends joke around…