Hi. You must be new. I have never looked for online dating apps for a hook up. I’m a grown ass woman. But, I’m realistic. Ever try to talk to someone in public? You can’t because they’re on their phone.

I don’t need a man to make be bacon. I need a man that can get a playful joke.

I am not after cheap and easy sex. My vagina is not a community college. Just because you show up does not mean you’re getting in.

Thanks for stopping by.

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Flaming pinball, nerd, music lover, wine snob, horrible violin player. No, I won’t stop taking pictures of my drinks. vanessaltorre@gmail.com IG: vanessaltorre

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