Girl. I hear you! When my daughter had orientation for her JV volleyball team, they told us the girls had to sell $200 worth of cookie dough. I know this game. The moms that don’t sell enough cookie dough end up having to volunteer at the ticket stand for the games. Hell no!

I put a post on social media telling people that they had to buy that goddamn cookie dough because I was not gonna spend an entire evening having to hear all about Debbie’s new keto diet. Fuck that.

I love that you love this piece!