From 0 to Midlife Swamp Monster in 2.4 Seconds
I have entered a stage of my life called the “Wet Bar of Soap” stage.
Google is a rude bitch. We are no longer on speaking terms. It’s not Google’s fault. Google is just doing its job. Once again, I blame whoever came up with the design that is called the female body that cared not to leave us a manual. It’s impolite.